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Mangling the Alphabet, Sipping Milk and Honey
Everything goes too quickly
You Hear "Come in Number 21" on a Muggy Summer Night in Florissant
Only one album by The Charlatans was perfect in a Mercury Topaz on a winding road in the mid-'90s
The New Abnormal (The Lockdown Album)
This isn't so new any more
Steady Companions: "Crimson Tide", Whisks and Wire Strippers
Wire strippers and whisks can be wonderful and good company
"Why Don't Monsters Get Along with Other Monsters?"
"Maybe I've crossed down all the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls"
David Lynch Shook My Hand!
"That's Super!"
Ice Cream Is a Treat
Great band that rarely made puns
Call Me Back after I'm Finished Shopping with My Mom
A song title by The Strokes can come in handy while underwear shopping
It's Official: Best Joke Ever
The best jokes may not be appreciated at their time